
Theatre
Review by Joe Stead
This
"Scary" Little Holiday Offering is a First Class Treat

Pictured
Above: Jennifer Connelly stars in "Judy's Scary Little
Christmas"
for Hell in
a Handbag Productions. Photos by Michael Miller.C
Judy's
Scary Little Christmas
Critical Evaluation: **** out
of ****
Imagine if you
could assemble the likes of Judy Garland, Bing Crosby, Liberace, Ethel
Merman and Joan Crawford again in one television special. During
the 1950s and 60s such a cavalcade would indeed have been possible as
musical variety programs such as "The Judy Garland Show"
triumphed over the airways. Oh to return to those black and white
glory days where talent and larger than life personas shone like
mega-watt light bulbs over the din of today's reality show and
"American Idol" bleakness.
Well, thanks to
Hell in a Handbag Productions, those zany and off-kilter satirists
responsible for "sCarrie The Musical," "Poseidon! An
Upside-Down Musical," and "Rudolph, the Red-Hosed
Reindeer," such a time capsule is vividly captured in "Judy's
Scary Little Christmas," now at the tiny Strawdog Theatre.
Cleverly written by James Webber and David Church and set to Joe Patrick
Ward's toe-tapping original score, "Judy's Scary Little
Christmas" comes as manna from on high for "nostalgists".
It is also superbly executed by the Hell in a Handbag crew, who channel
the diverse and unmistakable personalities of vintage TV and Hollywood.
In short, this "Scary" little holiday offering is a first
class treat.
The time is 1959
and the legendary Judy Garland is making her television comeback with an
old-fashioned "Judy and Friends" style Christmas
celebration. Judy and her three backup boys welcome the live
television audience (us) with "Back in Christmas Town," while
old pal Bing Crosby joins Judy in an old family recipe, "Let's
Share A Cup of Irish Cheer." The fabulous candelabra showman
Liberace encourages the audience to join in on "The Candy Cane
Twist," while the first lady of the American musical theatre, Ethel
Merman, hot off her "Gypsy" triumph on Broadway, takes an
island detour for "Mauna Loa Hula Holiday."
Richard
"Tricky Dick" Nixon turns a supposedly brief cameo into an
extended appearance that threatens to sour "The Life of the
Party," while getting into a love-hate spat with left-leaning
playwright Lillian Hellman. Even the glamorous Joan Crawford makes
an appearance (wire hangers, anyone?). Meanwhile, a mysterious
specter raises some skillfully crafted life and death questions for our
celebrity cast.
Several of the
impersonations are downright uncanny. Trista Smith's brassy vocals
eerily raise the late, great Merman from her grave, as Michael S.
Miller's party crashing square Nixon is spot on perfect. Brannen
Daugherty is adorable as the perpetually smiling and flamboyant maestro
Liberace, and Derek Czaplewski's mellow and dapper crooning easily
conveys "Der Bingle." Anyone attempting to play the one
and only Garland is up against unsurpassable memories of one of the most
beloved entertainers of all time, but Jennifer Connelly is terrific.
And if the sight of her dressed in Judy's "Get Happy" black
hat and tuxedo jacket doesn't bring a smile, then you haven't had nearly
enough helpings of "Summer Stock" and "Meet Me in St.
Louis" lately.
All of the
performers are strong vocalists, and they get some spiffy support from
Richard Banden, Loren Connell and Adam Keune as Judy's sprightly backup
trio. Brigitte Ditmars, who doubles as a chain smoking,
anti-Capitalist Lillian Hellman, has devised the simple but amusing
choreography on the awkward little Strawdog stage. Handbag
regulars David Cerda (in full drag turn as Joan Crawford), Ed Jones and
newcomer Ben Osburn round out a sensational and wacky stroll down memory
lane.
"Judy's Scary
Little Christmas" continues at Strawdog Theatre, 3829 N. Broadway,
through January 7. The musical runs 2 hours with intermission.
Performances are Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 p.m., and
Sundays at 2:00 p.m. There will be a special Wednesday performance
on December 21 at 8:00 p.m. and no performances on December 24 or 25.
Tickets are $15 to $25 and are available by calling (312) 409-4357.
For additional information, visit www.handbagproductions.org.